After hearing that our sacred football ground Subiaco Oval is to be renamed Paterson's Arena in exchange for a million dollars sponsorship from a stockbroking firm, I've decided to follow suit, and have negotiated a deal with a car company to sell my naming rights. From today, I will be known as Lewk Mazda, and I kindly request that you refer to me as such. I've changed my name by deed poll, and am expecting an RX-8 to be loaned to me within days from Mazda Australia.
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Custom plates are on order: "EVO KILLR". |
I've placed a link to your blog over at perthevo.com.
ReplyDeleteI've also given them your address.
Muahahahahaha...
You can expect a noisy weekend, Mr Mazda!