Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Analysis of Writing Styles

Detailed computer analysis of writing styles enables me to glean juicy facts about those people leaving comments on this blog. The first revelation is that after churning through the algorithms overnight, the computer tells me that with 99% probability, Mini-Rob is the same person as Big Rob. It seems that Mini-Rob grows into Big Rob every evening after eating a hearty meal (and coke). Furthermore, Mini-Rob becomes Bored Rob in the middle of long summer holidays.

Finally, the computer reveals that all other comments are emanating from an elderly lady in Bavaria.

1 comment:

  1. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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