Things I Hate #2

More than anything, I despise lists of things that people hate, and the snooty writers of such lists. What gives them the right to pass judgement? This month green Doc Martens are out of fashion, and beating up grandmas is unacceptable. We loved Masterchef last year but now we hate it. White iPhones are in, and Keira Knightley is out.

There's too much vitriol and negativity, and I hate it.