Laying Turf for Lazy Blighters

What do you do if your neighbours with 4-wheel-drives and trailers park on your verge constantly, ripping up your once verdant lawn, turning it into a sandheap with an occasional tuft of grass? Don't follow my lead. I saw some cheap turf for sale at the local hardware store and loaded up my car with it. Then at 7am on Easter Sunday morning, I laid the stuff with no preparation. Of course, it broke up and I had to patch it together. And with the neighbour's car parked there as ever, I had to crawl underneath it to lay the turf. So there we have it, a lawn-laying disaster. At least it only cost me $18.