Saturday, December 11, 2010

Wikileaks Scandal Reaches Perth

Prepare yourselves for a revelation. The latest Wikileaks cables from the US State Department reveal that I am in fact "Agent Turtle", the trusted informant to the US Consul General in Perth who supplies her with comments on both the WAFL and the Perth Wildcats.

In exchange  I've received a Hungry Jacks voucher and a pair of night vision binoculars. But best of all, I get advance copies of 30 Rock, The Office and Community.

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