Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fortune Cookies

At my work Christmas Party, it's traditional to distribute Fortune Lollies, the cheapskate version of Fortune Cookies. Here are a sample of the type of message people receive. Luckily nobody reads this blog, otherwise this could spoil tomorrow's fun.

Your office romance has been discovered

Meh.

Never give up, unless defeat arouses that girl down the corridor

Confucius says: go to bed with itchy blah blah, wake up with stinky finger

The end is nigh, and it's your fault.

You will die alone and poorly dressed.

Your colleagues secretly agree that your bum is too big for your body

Help. I'm being held prisoner in a Pascall lolly factory.

Someone has googled you recently.



I apologise for the innappropriate nature of some of these fortunes. I blame someone who shall remain nameless but knows who they are, and should be ashamed of themself. 

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