Carrom Ball

BREAKING NEWS. I am now announcing that over ten years ago, I independently discovered the revolutionary third method of spin bowling in cricket called the Carrom Ball, (however it's more properly known as Lewk's Finger Flick).

Due to my inability to master conventional spin techniques, I was forced to use a weird flicking of the fingers to impart rotational velocity to the ball. And now it's all the rage in international cricket. 

What next? Will international chefs be rediscovering my incredible cheese on toast technique of hiding cream cheese underneath the cheddar. Or my invisible bookmark technique (to be explained later)?