Sunday, November 20, 2011

Protection from Phantoms

Ghosts are intriguing. Despite scaring us silly, they're surprisingly feeble and easily deterred. Their power to frighten lies more in their unexpected appearance and our overactive imagination of their intent and what they may do to us, rather than their ability to physically harm us. Should you sense a ghostly presence in your bedroom, remember one thing: you're entirely safe under the sheets. Ghosts never harm someone hidden under the covers.

One more point to ponder: should you check under your bed for lurking spirits before sleeping? You may think it's safest to know if a malevolent presence is waiting for you, but that's exactly what they want you to do. Instead jump into bed from a metre or so, leaping over anything that may reach an arm, tendril or tentacle out to grab your foot.

Sleep tight tonight.

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