Thursday, November 4, 2010

Horrors from the Deepness

Gruesomer and gruesomer
This Halloween our office was startled when the dumb waiter was sent to our floor (it rarely stops at our level), and when opening it we found this horrific scene. Evidently a gargantuan spider was roaming loose in the lower levels, and had entombed these little humunculi in its tangled cobwebs. The mortal shock dumbfounded us, and absolute silence shrouded the room for nearly ten minutes before the screaming started. The women and men of the office broke down and sobbed and shrieked until their voices were hoarse.

We only calmed down later when we found that the mini peoples were deliciously edible. Yummo.

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