Victoria Falls

Zambia is on the left, Zimbabwe is on the right, and wet tourists in the centre.

Rainbow Pigeon

Bird names aren't my strong point, so I'm going to call this specimen the Rainbow Pigeon. It was seen in Chobe National Park in northern Botswana, with my new zoom lens. Clearly the colours are unnaturally lurid, so I suspect a local has spray painted this poor creature for the tourists.

Majestic African Wildlife

Having returned home last week from Africa, I'm now ready to share some of the fantastic sights. Let's begin with the mighty African squirrel.

Freaky Clouds

Walking home after the Freo Dockers game yesterday, there was an amazing cloudscape above Salvado Road.

Mysterious Forest Hound

...spotted in Churchlands bushland very early Saturday morning. And when I say very early, I mean 8am. It wasn't safe to get any closer without knowing if the beast was domesticated or wild, but from a distance it seemed savage and ravenous.

Winter Fungus

With the recent rains, mushrooms have been popping up everywhere. Here's one from Churchlands Primary School this morning. Note the hungry dog searching for truffles in the distance.

Killer Butterfly

Another deadly creature from the Northern Territory.

More Litchfield Devastation

Burnoffs in Litchfield National Park

Bungling

From Kununurra, I flew south for a couple of hours to check out the Bungle Bungles. Having counted them (there are 5,542), I flew back.

Outback Air Service

Took a day trip north of Broome up to beautiful Cape Leveque.

Kimberley Boab

Here's the first of billions of boab tree photos I'll be posting soon.

Holiday Virus

Having spent a fortnight on a northern Australia roadtrip, involving numerous hearty meals, it was ideal to catch a virus on my return to Perth that removed my appetite. A whole week during which I lost interest in food was perfect for starving me back to my normal weight. This fortuitous timing gives me an idea for a business opportunity. How about a booth at airports at which gluttonous travellers on their return can infect themselves with this virus, renamed the "Diet Bug"?

Fosbury Flopping

Strangely, my Olympic high jump career never took off, despite clearing an impressive 1.20m using the Fosbury Flop at school in the early 1980s.

Fearsome Teen Gang

From the archives, a rare glimpse of a notorious gang that roamed the woods of Solihull in the 1980s.

Improvising a Spoon

Ever have a yoghurt but no spoon? The solution is simple - mold the foil lid into your very own handmade spoon. Here's my attempt.

Fixing a Radio with the Inverse Square Law

My trusty semidigital radio is gradually falling into disrepair, but it can still perform its fundamental task of turning radio waves into sound. But with the volume dial being permanently stuck on maximum, I'm forced to improvise to quieten it. Luckily studying physics at university has taught me the inverse square law, whereby doubling the distance from the source of a sound will quarter the intensity. So when my radio is 1 metre away and is ten times louder than I want it, whipping out my calculator it tells me that the radio needs to be placed on a table 3.16227 metres away. How convenient is that !

Classic Lego Spaceship

This was our household's first Lego spaceship, from circa 1979.

Lake Como Again

I just discovered a video shot with my iPhone from the ferry across Lake Como last year. Here it is.

Perth Domestic Airport

Here's the remarkable sequence of aerial photos showing Perth Domestic Terminal's staggering growth. From the 1950s to the 1990s, not much happened, but wait till you see the most recent photo.

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Cloudy Boulevard

Heading west from Floreat Forum at sunset today, I seemed to be approaching the Rapture. Thankfully I stayed earthbound.

Perth International Airport

There's new construction to be seen every time I visit the international airport. In recent decades the approach along Horrie Miller Drive has transformed from bushland to commercial property and car parks. And every square metre of bush that disappears saddens me further. So I recommend going back in time via Landgate's aerial photography website.

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Parking Crimes

This morning, parking spaces at Floreat Forum were at a premium, and many cars were hovering, waiting for spots to open up. So when I chanced upon a spot and was waiting in my car for a rain shower to pass, it was entertaining to observe who was parking in the newly signposted "Parents with prams" spots right by the entrance.

Here are my notes from 11am.

1. Young single guy with no pram

2. Middle-aged pramless woman.

3. Older woman, again pramless.

Personally I'd be ashamed to park somewhere reserved for someone more needy. And with a steely gaze, I tried to let these three miscreants know I was onto them, to guilt them, but they brazenly strolled off, unaffected. So my solutions are twofold:

1. Print up some fake parking infringement notices

2. Replace the "Parents with prams" signs with "Parents with prams, or selfish people" signs.

That'll teach 'em.

Garden Danger

Gardening tip #1 - don't wear a dress shirt when pruning bougainvillea. 

It was shocking to come inside and find a spreading puddle of blood on my arm. But rolling up my sleeve, it turned out to be a small puncture wound from a thorn that soon stopped bleeding. Having decided my chances of surviving the incident were high, my next thought was obviously to take a photo.

Productively Wasting Time

Do you ever kill time mindlessly playing an inane game? During an ad break do you struggle to occupy yourself without resorting to searching the pantry for lost chocolate, or teasing your pets? My recommendation is that you spend those few minutes wisely, on something both entertaining and self-improving. Here are some suggestions.

1. Words with Friends - improve your word power far enough, and you'll be invited onto Dictionary Corner on Countdown, the UK word game show, to fill in for the legendary Gyles Brandreth.

2. Candy Crush - the process of lining up similarly coloured candies in rows may seem pointless, but it is actually perfect preparation for a job in the retail sector (stacking shelves at Big W with biros), or on a production line (e.g.in a lolly factory). When austerity hits and your well paid professional job disappears, you'll be thankful to have the sought-after skill of being able to sort items by shape and colour at high speed.

3. Wordsplay - another word game. Master this game and you'll soon befuddle your friends with your enormous vocabulary. To do well, you need to memorise obscure three letter words, such as as ait, ita, ain, ean, uta etc. So although your conversation will soon be undecipherable, you'll feel superior.