In a rare two minute break from the relentless ten-hour working day, I was asked to come up with a controversial topic of conversation. My immediate response was to ask "what would you do for a million dollars?". This led to the sordid storyline of the Robert Redford, Demi Moore film Indecent Proposal but for fear of angering Ashton Kucher, I will ask you some different questions -
"Would you have a silly word tattooed on your forehead for $1 million?"
"Would you have your head shaved for $10,000?"
"Would you drown a kitten for $10,000?" (if the kitten was irritating, smelly and depressed, would that change your mind?)
"Would you change your name permanently to Silly Banana?"
"Would you have your tongue pierced for $1,500"
It depends, I assume you are talking Australian Dollar, not Hong Kong. Would go with the shaved head (but you wouldn't get much hair cut for your money).
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