Your office romance has been discovered
Meh.
Never give up, unless defeat arouses that girl down the corridor
Confucius says: go to bed with itchy blah blah, wake up with stinky finger
The end is nigh, and it's your fault.
You will die alone and poorly dressed.
Your colleagues secretly agree that your bum is too big for your body
Help. I'm being held prisoner in a Pascall lolly factory.
Someone has googled you recently.
I apologise for the innappropriate nature of some of these fortunes. I blame someone who shall remain nameless but knows who they are, and should be ashamed of themself.
Meh. It would be Lewk. Shameful.
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