Cheesy Elixir of Life

Lock away all your Philadelphia Cream Cheese or it will vanish. Whenever any appears in my fridge, it disappears into a stomachy abyss in moments. Its versatility is also its downfall - what other ingredient can be added to every single meal? For brekky, a cream cheese bagel is my favourite. Between meals I grab a carrot and dip it in the Philly. For lunch, how about some scrambled egg on creamy cheesy toast ? On a pizza, it hides underneath the mozzarella as a smooth and cool cheesy surprise that melts in your mouth. With nacho cheese or other Mexican meals, it's the perfect accompaniment. And for dessert, it's lovely in a cheesecake. It's the most versatile, life-saving concoction in the history of  Philadelphia foods, and it's so delicious that it must be banned from my kitchen before my arteries are completely clogged with the stuff.