Despite a total lack of success in our campaign for cheap salads at Floreat Forum and the inevitable condemnation from Perth Catholic Archbishop Hickey, the protest movement has grown stronger by the day. After many of the original revolutionaries tired of sitting around playing Plants vs Zombies on their smartphones all day while occupying the café, they've since been spotted recovering at Floreat Beach, and other nearby leisure spots. But by replacing themselves with cardboard cutouts, their protest lives on, without the lingering smell of unwashed young Marxists. For while their bodies are now lying on the beach or sitting in a bedroom shooting Nazis, their minds are still very much with the politics of redistribution.
¡Viva la Revolución!
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