Moral Decline of Today's Youth

Of all Perth radio stations, 92.9 is the most morally degenerate, with their rap music, their syncopated rhythms and obscene dj's. I have no doubt that prolonged exposure inevitably leads to the following reprehensible behaviours:

Knife crime
Gang membership
Excessive drinking
Swearing
Tattoos
Piercing
Lack of respect for elders, "feral" attitude
Poor school grades
Wearing of low-rider jeans, bandanas and other innapropriate clothing
Wild hair
Jaywalking

Should you ever come across a radio tuned to this tripe, there is no time for niceties -it's your duty to switch to a sensible station, such as 96fm, Sonshine FM, or 94.5, with the utmost urgency.