Welcome to the blog of a theoretical photographer

For years now I've been imagining how wonderful my photos would look like, were I to take them. This site will feature discussions about these hypothetical photos. Once my long period of contemplation and reflections conclude and I'm ready to start snapping, then rest assured - although I would never be crass enough to actually publish these photos online, I will describe them to you in voluminous detail. I may even take photos of people's reactions to my photos, be it wonderment / bewilderment / revulsion or more likely indifference or sympathy.